Battle wounds of motherhood

by Ginger on May 10, 2010

in Mom Thoughts

The current wound list:

  • 7 scratches on neck from being crawled up
  • 1 bruise on each arm from being pinched while nursing
  • 2 sets of bite marks on each nipple
  • 1 bruise on thigh from little toes digging in
  • 1 scratch under eye from grabby hands
  • 1 scratch on cheek from nail on a wayward flailing arm
  • countless hairs missing from being pulled directly from scalp
  • 6 inch c-section scar
  • numerous stretch marks

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As always, more lists can be found over at Anna’s at abdpbt!

carrie meadows May 10, 2010 at 11:46 am

HA HA! Your body must look a lot like mine. I can add near-broken nose from giant toddler head – butting.

Rebecca @ Diary of a Virgin Novelist May 10, 2010 at 5:37 pm

Awwww. I’m going to send this to my mom! (And you may have given me another reason to delay child rearing!)

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